After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking “criminals” are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted
the sound of an orchestra tuning up makes me go crazyinsane it makes me start thinking about the eventual heat death of the universe and how someday somewhere an orchestra is going to tune up for the very last time. ever. and then the sun will swallow the earth & turn into a white dwarf & all the stars will go out & meanwhile a gazillion light years away sentient life will be evolving from silicon. and maybe they will have orchestras also
the state of tiktok skits about having a rude customer is getting out of control i just saw one from a pharmacist and the whole skit was like someone comes in and goes “you shorted me on pills” and the pharmacist goes “no we didn’t you can see on the prescription it said to give you this many” and the patient goes “well i usually get more so i’m gonna call my doctor about this” like how is that customer being unreasonable or a karen or whatever
but the whole skit was about pain meds and we all know if someone wants more pain meds it’s bc they’re a lying addict trying to scam you and not just someone who’s confused bc their doctor made a mistake so it’s ok to post skits on tiktok portraying them as a villain for wanting the medication that was prescribed to them
Karen is quickly becoming one of those terms that’s lost all meaning, like so many before it.
Like. You ask me to define “Karen” and I’d say it’s the lady today who said she wanted a chicken sandwich then threw a fit when I told her we’ve never served chicken but could do a turkey burger, calling me stupid, insisting we’ve always given her chicken before, then insisting she speak with the manager (which is me).
Meanwhile, my 16 year old sister was telling me about a Karen at her work (she works in a really nice retirement home) who was a lady who asked for no sugar in her tea, was given sweet tea, and then explained she couldn’t drink it because she was diabetic and it might kill her. “Like, she was such a bitch,” my sister said, “She wouldn’t even drink it! Told me to send it back and get her a new one!” Which, like, maybe it’s because I’m old now, but if I messed up someone’s drink and they had a medical condition that kept them from drinking that drink, they’re not the bad guy in that situation. The proper response is to fix it, but my sister’s been raised by her phone and is on TikTok all the time and thinks that “Karen” and “mild inconvenience” are the same thing.
every cylindrical object should have flaccid and erect states simply because it would be funny
getting paid $30 an hour to drive around the countryside making sure all the grain silos stay hard
adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
okay done 👍 why am i hurts
Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it
